You are a Catterpillar! Many people are often envious and jealous of a caterpillar. Caterpillars may not be quick, but they are quite wise and often think about things before they do them.!

I 'm monkey!space monkey:)

A caterpillar shit on my palm once. I executed it swiftly.

Your Animal is: Bumble Bee You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise.

is that the "worm" you had to eat, in the test? i bet you didn't even ask for money :D

I felt it deserved a slow, excruciating death by mastication for its grievous offense.

i'm the stupid dumb-ass whitetailed deer also. like what makes them whitetailed? (apart form the fact that they... am..... might have a white tail) oh woop dee doo, look at me canter thru the forest with some sort of crosshairs on my forehead...

kill me.... kill me quick, let me be the monkey with the head of a fish like i wish to be

I also took a personality disorder test this morning, the results of which were not in the least amusing.

What the fuck is that? Looks like a Hostess Snowball.

for shitting on your hand?? dead right, i would of tortured the bastard, lock him in a room and play metallica at full blast for a month, just the same song over and over... mix it up maybe after 6 weeks with some Mariah Carey and Celie Dion..

Hey Celine Dion walks into a bar..
Barman says.. "hey, why the long face?"

Ha ha! That was so painful, it was funny.

May I ask what the benefit would be of being a fishmonkey? You'd have quite an odor about you.

That is one of those great words that sounds dirty but isn't.

odorus we may be but we have all the benefits of Omega 3, Cod Liver Oil, and we still get to pick knits off our friends and eat em.
and thats only the health benefits. we can make love underwater for 4 hours or on land for 6.

damn, i almost asked "where do i sign up?" but then i thought "make love to WHAT?" :D

Given the past forays you've told us about, I didn't think it much mattered to you where or who with.

How's your phone bill these days?

man im a fuckin bumble bee too.

Too bad i'm totally a man-bear-pig, im serial

i have no phone these days, but i've worn the goats raw...

This is a rather disturbing thread derailment.
Disturbing, but somehow not surprising.

unicorn.

so much for the 2% myth.

i'm a truncated