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the ikara cult 07.03.2007 05:47 PM

I am now thoroughly pleased that i left my own version of that tshirt on the body of a dead cat. It seems kind of apt given this picture.

GrungeMonkey 07.05.2007 10:35 AM

That video was just embarrasing.

nicfit 07.05.2007 10:43 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that he was just acting silly on purpouse? But again, who cares...

cryptowonderdruginvogue 07.05.2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
Am I the only one who thinks that he was just acting silly on purpouse? But again, who cares...


doubt it

nicfit 07.05.2007 10:51 AM

Dunno, I've never seen Limp Bizkit live (on tv or in real life), it gave me the impression of a guy "acting" tough just for a laugh..but I'm probably wrong.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 07.05.2007 10:57 AM

ive seen them live...

nicfit 07.05.2007 10:58 AM

Poor boy! Here, a free hug for you ;) ...

cryptowonderdruginvogue 07.05.2007 11:12 AM

thanks, haha

uhmm... well, actually, they're a pretty energetic/fun live band

atsonicpark 07.05.2007 01:04 PM

yeah i think it was a joke obviously..

dressedindreams 07.06.2007 04:44 AM

I love the blurb by the guy who uploaded the video.
"Amazing and inspirational" HaHa

drrrtyboots 07.06.2007 10:09 AM

I'll never forget my days of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.06.2007 02:05 PM

Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit (#619) Voiceover - Andrew Daly
William Miller - Patrick Fugit
Fred Durst - Will Sasso
Wes Borland - Christian Duguay
Waiter- Aries Spears
Girl - Debra Wilson


Voiceover: From the people who brought you Almost Famous…

(William picks up the phone)

 


William: Hello. Hi, Rolling Stone. Another assignment? Any band I want? Well that’s easy. I wanna go on tour with Limp Bizkit!…Wh-why are you laughing…?

Voiceover: It’s Almost Famous 2: Boy Meets Bizkit.

 


(Limp Bizkit is leaving the stage after the show and William is waiting in the backstage)

William: Mr. Durst? Hi, can I ask you couple of questions.

(Fred walks by)

William: I’m William Miller from Rolling Stone magazine.

(Fred rushes back)

Fred: Rolling Stone magazine?! Yo, let’s talk!

William: Right now?

 


Fred: Yeah, man, you got it! Wassup?!

William: Oh, last time I tried to do it took forever.

Fred: Not with me man. If you’re down for spreading the word of Durst, then I’m down tha job!

 


(Fred tries to do handslaps and he hugs William)

(Cut to inside Limp Bizkit’s backstage room)

Fred: Then I got out of primary school, which was dope! Yo and then I got into junior high, which was super fly dope!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.06.2007 02:06 PM

 


William: Alright, okay… If we could pass forward a few years---

Fred: Yo and then at super fly junior high, yo, that was dope! Because of mrs Johnson’s seven grade English class where I met and started imitating my first real black person, yo, that was cool… Hey, yo, there’s one right now!

 


(Fred starts walking towards the waiter)

Fred: Yo, wassup! Wassup, my brother, wassup!?! Wassup, yo! Oh, wassup, man! Wassup?!

Waiter: Hello, who you’re doing.

Fred: Yo.

(Fred hits his chest)

 


Fred: Feel your pain, yo, feel your pain.

Waiter: Alright, that’s nice. Sign for this?

(Fred takes waiter’s pencil and bill, throws them on the floor and starts hugging and slapping him)

Fred: Show me some love, man! Wassup!? Wassup, man!

 


(Cut to Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves)

Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready?

(Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.06.2007 02:06 PM

(Cut to Fred doing some stupid brake dance moves)

Fred: Alright, yoyoyo! Everybody, check this out! William Miller, check this out! Ready?

(Fred “brakes” on some pizza boxes)

 
 


(William is on the phone)

 


William: Hi, Rolling Stone? This is William Miller. Listen, I think I changed my mind. Could I interview Radiohead instead? Oh, how about Moby? Aerosmith? I take anybody, please, I… The Backstreet Boys?

(William is interviewing Limp Bizkit’s guitarist Wes Borland)

William: So, is there a reason you dress like this.

Wes: Fred likes me to dress up in different outfits, kinda like KISS. Only lamer.

 


William: Why you do it?

Wes: ‘Cause I’m a whore for money.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.06.2007 02:07 PM

(Fred walks in carrying a tiger suit)

Fred: Yo, I changed my mind. Yo, check this out! Next tour I want you to dress up like a tiger, yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo! Now get in the ghetto, bizkit!

 


Wes: I’m interviewing with---

Fred: NOW!!!

 


(William is interviewing Fred)

Fred: Yo, you know what I’m saying. That’s what I’m trying to get out there, it’s all about me, you know. I’m trying to get me out there for the people, for the masses, you know what I’m saying. My way or the highway, you know what I mean, that’s what I’m talking.

SynthethicalY 07.06.2007 02:13 PM

He should take that cookie and stick it up his...YEAH!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 07.07.2007 02:04 PM

bump (do y'all know how hard it was to find the above sketch as the "yo! You’re gonna be the super, most illest, most dopest, most stupidest guitar playing tiger ever, yo!" came instantly to mind when watching that youtube clip.)

Trasher02 07.07.2007 02:09 PM

Super!

Trasher02 07.10.2007 02:26 PM

Isn't this sketch availble on youtube somewhere perhaps? I'd love to see it.

atsonicpark 07.10.2007 03:14 PM

you know fuck fred durst

wes borland however IS a good guitar player

and actually, the bassist in limp bizkit was fucking awesome


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