go post your pictures in myspace and leave us the hell alone

god, i hope you didn't pay much for the DJ, that shit sucked.

I remember that night. Twas fun.

Myspace's upload thing isn't working.

boo
hoo

emo bitches

*puts on dashboard and cuts ones self*

i thought you might want to put interpol or she wants revenge to slither you throat to.

(because disco third-rate joy division sounding calvin klein models on heroin is the new emo)

I don't listen to either bands. Too 'mainstream'.

yeah, fall out boy is tréss underground, they are better

Word

Damn man! It's good stuff. Can you watch the videos on youtube and stuff?

Yeah I told you that you should have considered the prenup.

I thought you would have a mullet.

Firecrotch.

You look like Mark. I don't think you've got a lisp though. Tell your friend she's hot. But wait until her 16th birthday, I'm not too fond of police.

Yeah I can watch those videos. I downloaded the video and played in WMP. I have a VHS copy somewhere. There is also a scene of truncated stripping. It's fairly entertaining.

I'm also fucking huge and 15 years old. I'm 1m87...

Good. I hope you got a laugh out of it.

Fuckin' A!

Now I get TWO hot chicks.

I'll be the envy of straight men everywhere.