no, not at all.

something about all the smiling heads served up on a record platter in the opening credits always freaked me out.

this also applies to the Brady Bunch "squares" where they all smile and look at each other.

I blame smiling. can't trust those smilers.

And BIG hands:

This picture that my sister took of a little girl who fell in a fountain always makes my day a happy day.

I bet the Fonz got it on with Marion Cunningham after Howard died of a heart attack.

Today is being incredibly awesome. Me and my fiancee have just been sitting in bed, listening to my music library on shuffle, and we're about to go make some guacamole for our tacos tonight.

sickness man.
sounds sick.

nice. me and my girlfriend made guacamole last night. I got a cramp I came so hard.

I use to have this Fonz LP. It had a pull out stand at the back, so that you could stand it up.

I think you guys missunderstand: by "guacamole" I mean a dip made of avacados and other stuff. It's food. Get your minds out of the gutter.

I thought of Truncated. Where is she when I'm quasi-insulting her?

Hawt.

Wow. Uncanny.

that's really gross

according to ThePits, she's off having a baby.

bring her back Pits, she's hostile and funny all wrapped into one.

we don't care if you knocked her up.

besides, I'm sure that the pregnancy has amplified her verbal rampages.

pure comedy gold (imo).