So sad, on the 6th anniversary of MY death..

sorry, doll. i suppose you'll be the one with the huge-ass smile when i get there.

If I don't go to hell..

then I'll put in a good word for you.

my wife's friends with the boss.

Oh, she knows Mr. Lucifer too!?

He was the best man at my parent's wedding! It's a small world...

yeah, according to her, she's his favorite girl.

I don't really talk to the guy (I'm allergic to brimstone), so it's mostly just boasting on her part.

I've only met him a couple times. He bought me a book on the pros of premarital sex last christmas.

Saturday July 30, 2050...

Sunday, July 24, 2033
As I am usually late for everything I confidently expect to miss this appointment too

*nod of dissaproval*

OWLD!!!11!1@010011COX-1!

Must give love around before giving it to ThePits again.

2046

2051.


I'll be 74 years old.




I'm happy with that

Charming!

Monday, November 14, 2039
shit i dont have much time