i was joking.
but you knew that. :rolleyes:

I should hope Cantankerous is too smart for roommates.

exactly. to put it plainly, they suck.

the best roommate is the one you never see

the best one is the one who doesn't exist.

...on the lease, because he or she does not exist except in your mind as a rejected concept.

Edit:
Creepy Cantankerous/Clone mind-meld there.

then he is not a roommate, for a cannot be a & ~a simultaneously. yes? yehsss.....

you get the idea.

uhhhhhhhhhhh this torrent is taking FOREVER
it says 12:28 hrs left! FUCK!

may i chuckle, oh sweet cankers?

go ahead & laugh at my netflix freeloading scheme now...

it's down to 7:33 now
i don't like scamming people even if they are pigfucking corporations

oh, and downloading pirate shit ain't scamming?

look, netfucks gives you a choice. it's not like you're using someone else's info to load up on freebies. it's like the samples at the supermarket. at the end of it just say "no thanks i dont wanna purchase bye". i know of people who get 3 daily squares with supermarket samples. there's another idea for you... but i digress.

anyway, look on the bright side, oh stubborn one! if you go to sleep now a crappy blurry version of the movie will be available to you tomorrow. the joy!!!

i'll probably just go about my business like i do every night and still be up when it finishes, watch it, then go to bed.
plus i get to keep this one.
whatever. who cares.

i do. i HAVE TO say the last word. have to. i'll live 1000 years if i must. but i will. oh i will...

down to 4:37
suckaaaas

one of your minions must have seeded his file, im sure

minions? i work alone.
oh and i also have no idea what that means since i have never in my life downloaded a torrent. no joke.

you think you work alone. i have it on a good source that you have worshippers. what do you think is that tattoo on gmku's forehead?





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ps
that's when someone adds a file to the torrent. you get multiple sources-- the more there are, the faster you get, the least people downloading the faster you get. supply/demand.

fair enough

2:44!