Second read:
Ok, what the bloody hell?

I have a theory that Crumb's Crunchy Delights is either:

a. Neil Hamburger
b. Neil Hamburger's brother or perhaps cousin

I got in a heep of trouble

Same here. Maybe because when I see it heading in that direction (of actually going on "proper dates") I break it off immediately with the person.

I mean, I wouldn't actually want to sit down to dinner with any of these people.

dont think i have either....people still go on dates?

my first "date" of sorts never happened, because i didnt show. it wasn't really a "date", it was like this: one night very drunk, i was 15, i ended up making out with this girl. not sure how it started. anyway when we said goodbye we said let's go to the movies tomorrow. but the next day, mildy hangover and without the rum goggles, i wasn't so sure, so i tried to call her with some excuse, but nobody answered her phone, so i went to the movies early, but then left before it was time to meet her. that makes me a bit of a rat i suppose, but i blame it on the liquor demon, which makes us do strange things. i never saw her again, and i forgive myself.

Nerve-wrecking. We caught a bus and went ice skating. It was a Saterday afternoon and I was 13.
We had fun, but I dumped her that same day.

went and saw a.i.. i was uh.. 15... we saw it.. talked.. it was great.. we hugged.. that was it.. next week, we went on another date. we still weren't officially "Together" yet.. we went to see some stupid movie but snuck into scary movie 2.. it sucked so we went outside and layed out in the grass and talked for hours.. i snuck a kiss.. it was nice..

double date
dinner- chinese restaraunt
movie- tom cruise samurai shit
kiss good night

My first date was at age 18. So sue me.