Holmes and Watson are camping, looking up into the night sky, and Sherlock asks Watson, "Tell me, what do you notice?"
Watson replies, "I notice a billion stars, the heavens spread out before us. I notice our mortal insignificance in the face of infinity, our spec-like existence in the unfathomable cosmos. I notice that the perfect order of the skies cannot be contemplated without considering a divine creator."
"Is that all Watson?"
"Pretty much. Why, what do you notice?"
"Watson, someone's stolen our tent."

Superman's flying around and sees what he's always wanted to see: Wonder Woman lying on a rooftop, in the buff, spead eagle. In a flash, he swoops down and pounds into her.
"How was that?" he breathlessly asks her after he finishes.
"Great," Wonder Woman replies. "But I don't think the Invisible Man will ever walk again."

Pavarotti arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter hands him over to God and says "here's the tenor I owe you"

Q: why does superman wear his pants on the outside?
A: because he's a pervert!

Bump. The world needs laughter.

nope.

btw, i just realized, you asked me this on my 23rd. balliiiiiiiiiin'!

hahaha i lol'd

ahh i've a different version.

superman's walking on the street and he sees wonder woman. he thinks 'hmm, if i use my super speed, i could fuck her and she'd never notice' so he does that comes up really fast and finished and wonder woman says 'whats that' and then invisible man says 'my butt hurts'

A duck walks into a bar a asks "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says "No." The next day the duck comes back and asks again "Do you have any grapes?" This goes on for three days until the bartender says "No we don't have any grapes and if you ask again I'll nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck comes back and asks "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says "No." "Good", says the duck, "Then I'll have some grapes."

Haha!

hahaha!!!