yep, every one of us is hotter than you. sorry you may have to sit down for a moment.

if you want stupid then look back at the last, oh last 12 threads you started. thats stupidity right there.

yes we are, partly because we don't all have mutilated genitals

I'm too sexy for this board, to sexy for this board..........

Do you find that sexy?

Grass is always greener blah blah

I have to say, I'm clearly incredibly sexy. As is every other Brit on this board I've met. Especially Iain. Mmm. Iain.

Anyway, the point is that that's a 100% sexiness ratio of people on a messageboard, who, by rights, because they're posting on a message board, shouldn't be sexy. If that isn't proof, I don't know what is.

yeah, thats a plus.

There are no Jews in the UK?

i trust you. i've seen things...






shurrrrr.....

few, well i've never met any.

Me too I've seen them knocking around like, but I've never spoken to them.

Wow I just realised, if I was to put 'them' in italics it changes everything. Hang on

Me too I've seen them knoking around like, but I've never spoken to them.

Wow...sorry I'm rambling now...I'll get me coat.

how do you know when you're speaking to a jew? do they wear signs on their foreheads?

ps- muslims practice penile vivisection as well...

I've met oodles of British Jews. The thing is, people don't immediately tell you they're Jewish, so you may have one living amongst you.

But seriously, there's loads of them.

Yeah, but to be fair you make everyone show you their cock when you first meet them, only to laugh and let them know how much bigger yours is. Provided they have one, of course.

Porky is sexy, he is added although he is Italian.

Let me rephrase that.

What a funny fox you are

yeah there are loads of jews in the uk, and muslims for that matter, but whatever, we don't practice genital mutilation on a national level.

oh, he's a fox.

I live near a jewish neighborhood!