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floatingslowly 09.14.2007 05:03 PM

I almost feel bad for bagging on her though.

she used to be soooooo smoking hot.

:(

WHYYY?? WHYYYYYY????!!

pbradley 09.14.2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly


like accidentally falling on needles, mistaking vodka for water and pills for tictacs?


 

Huh? No, the junkiness is intentional but the fucked up contacts she has, the layers of make-up, the scary lips... she looks like something Marilyn Manson would intentionally dress up as for one of his tours. Like she looks so bad that she's starting to look good in the shock rock scene.

Danny Himself 09.14.2007 07:09 PM

I really don't understand. In what way was that woman EVER remotely desirable?

 


I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. If I had one. And if she was within ten feet of me.

pbradley 09.14.2007 07:10 PM

I think I might touch that with an eleven foot poll.

Which happens to be the same length as my penis. :eek:


just kidding, never found cunt-ney love all that attractive

diggers 09.14.2007 07:20 PM

atari sums her up perfectly, cant't add more other than she is a fat nosed cunt. end of.

floatingslowly 09.14.2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Huh? No, the junkiness is intentional but the fucked up contacts she has, the layers of make-up, the scary lips... she looks like something Marilyn Manson would intentionally dress up as for one of his tours. Like she looks so bad that she's starting to look good in the shock rock scene.


I think that the look is a byproduct of the drugs though. kind of like those "before / after" meth hooker photos. I'm sure yr right that "the look" isn't intentional, but lots of drugs = bad judgement calls.

who is it that's giving all these "stars" the phone number to Dr. Franc N. Steen's Poly-facial-plasty clinic? from MJ's non-existant nose, to this travesty, SOMEBODY out there is having a laugh.

and yes, I think that she was hot. her psycho-factor has always been a turn-off, but damn...

atari 2600 09.14.2007 07:47 PM

She nabbed Kurt after wrestling with him violently on their initial meeting in Portland at a show. Thoroughly (misguided & most likely well-intentioned, but nevertheless), in the end, ultimately thoughtless, Barrie Buck told Kurt she did that because she liked him, synchophantically regurgitating what Courtney had told her to say when she talked to Kurt when Nirvana played the 40 Watt in Athens a few months after Hole did in '91.

I was walking my Keeshond one day after Kurt died just after seeing the umpteenth replay of Unplugged: Live in New York. At the time, my then-girlfriend and I lived across the way on Hill St./The Plaza in Athens and I almost attempted to subtly probe Barrie (who was walking her (I think) standard poodle (we seemed to often take our dogs for walks at the same times)) about this further, but instead sheepishly just made the usual 'hey, how are you?'-type of small talk. So, in a sense, my information comes from both empirical experience (and one of legions of Courtney Love wannabes at the time) Poppy's (Melissa's) research, who I knew personally from the bars and who wrote the Courtney Love: The Real Story biography.

pbradley 09.14.2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600
She nabbed Kurt after wrestling with him violently on their initial meeting in Portland at a show

A Butthole Surfers show, no less. Never, never date anyone you meet at a Butthole Surfers show.

Cantankerous 09.14.2007 07:54 PM

jesus. she was pretty.
she's still pretty.
pretty scary.

floatingslowly 09.14.2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600
my Keeshond


off topic (but when does that ever matter for me):
BEST DOG BREED EVER.

atari 2600 09.14.2007 08:08 PM

Thanks for the supplement, pbradley. And that's pretty funny about meeting (junkie) people at Butthole Surfers shows. I haven't checked the Brite book (should have......I have it...found it in a Habitat for Humanity bin for pennies years after it was published...which is sorta funny considering I knew the author...hell, I've shared pitchers with her!), but I you jogged my memory. (if I only could have remembered...dammit! as my cells are destoyed and regenerate, I'm losing it ever-so-slightly (but still retain a near-photographic memory) believe it or not (else!)).

atari 2600 09.14.2007 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
off topic (but when does that ever matter for me):
BEST DOG BREED EVER.


You don't have to convince me. But yours is an affirmation. I have no doubt about it whatsoever...and was about to write as such but feared it might come off as "my dog is (in this case 'was') the best" type of tripe and an unnecessary tangent. Do you have one now or know someone who does?

Anngella 09.14.2007 10:10 PM

I think she used to be absolutely gorgeous.

PS: Rob's signature is great. I'd bang Kathy Griffin in a heartbeat.

Kloriel 09.14.2007 10:11 PM

'a hound's tooth coat pockets are bulging
with nebutal bought from some doctor
who also was bought to keep those pockets full'

Cantankerous 09.14.2007 10:12 PM

i still love hole but she is just too crazy for her own good these days

Norma J 09.14.2007 10:16 PM

I believe this thread title to be alittle bogus. You're the sonic boards celebrity gossip collumist.


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