I own several Coil albums, so there.

Coil weren't gay, that was all just an act.

I mean, they did all the gay stuff, like making whoopie with other men and enjoying it, but they weren't actually gay.

Wow. Way to commit to image!

Yeah. Some people just wear capes and stuff.

Have you ever considered being flown onto stage on the back of a giant swan?

That's how I get to work every day.

Cool!

It gets boring after a while.

Have you ever suffered a hijacking en route?

No, but sometimes the swan takes a detour and them I'm late for work.
He's got to learn to control himself.

you do know that you were supposed to return the float AFTER you were crowned Corn Princess, right?


PS: nice tits Clone.

When I said "takes a detour," I meant that I have to wait outside in the motel parking lot!
Yeesh!

Good Lord, Clone... I'm at work you know.

(But I have made a mental note to return to this page later)

no need to lie.

we're all friends here.

What? What?
It's art, man!
ART!

can we stop all this bickering and get back to my dream please.

does it not worry anyone (it does me) that i dreamt i was a black woman?

What were you wearing when you were a black woman?

it's not anymore to worry about than sonicl being a block of cheese. although, to be honest, at least sonicl was fancy cheese. you, on the other hand, did not even know KUNG FU. for shame.

I'm taking bets you'll be on hormones inside of six months after a period of obsessive reflection on this dream.
Hormones can't make you black of course, but they can do wonders for the other part.

brown.