Don't keeeel it! Poah liddle guy nevah did nothin' to you :(
If it was a centipede on the other hand ...get out the shotgun.

i would have passed out in panic if i were in your place.

once, a hamster got into my house and i was a screaming mess, locked in my room, barricading the door and the little space between the door and the floor, standing on the bed.

...all the while listening to some SUPER AGGRO, tough-guy metal music, right?

i listen to manowar to laugh at them, you know?

I thought it was because their oiled pecs and tattered loincloths made you hot in the pants.

Manowar are a bit gay, so I doubt that would really scare a rat. Rats are much more refined creatures than they are given credit for. Mice, on the hand, are cheap whores. Rats live mainly underground and only come out if they think that the food is of good quality, whereas mice eat everything they can get their teeth on .

I saw a rat the size of big squirrel in the closed off playground in Union Square Friday nite. fearless fucker.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

Rats in your living room? That's so not balla'. Rats don't fuck with my steez.

I'm going to hurt you.

^ pwned

so, what yr trying to say is, homosexuals are not qualified to become Extermination Technicians?

HOMOPHOBE.

I'm sure the rat just said "Shit, I just saw a human pass in my living room" too. And he's probably just as freaked out as you. But you can both come together and live in a mutual bond.

Clark-Nova is very, very happy about this.

I would grab some cheese, put it on my living room floor, and play something for the rat on my acoustic guitar while it ate.

You're such a dear. Rats are so pretty too, despite their disease-carrying qualities. People need to be more optimistic

Nah, I would only do it because he's someone to play to who won't roll their eyes and take my guitar from me.

Fucking hippie.

"The bear is just as scared as we are."