sugar leatherheat.

i rather be belly perkypants.

raquelle spankside

Tits McNab.

no-- not really

Montana Leathershock?

Sugar Leatherbrook... all this leather...?

i'm kitty cherryshock.

i do prefer the standard method of using your first pet and the first street you lived on though... which makes me baby shadybrook.

Babay shadybrook is a good one, but that method doesn't work for me.
"Shadow Elliot" sounds like someone who should probably keep their clothes the heck on.

or wear a straight jacket?

with the pet street rule mine would be

whiskey 37th ha
yeah my first dog's name was whiskey when i was 3

Depends who has the keys.

Sapphire Velvetshock

...but i had to cheat and use my middle name instead of my last name, cause Sapphire Leathertush is just wrong. interestingly, the first pet/first street method would make me Sapphira Southfield...

that's kinda strange.

actually... i'm not kitty cherryshock. i'm heidi cherryshock. i fucked up.

not your wife.

jingle jingle.

You must have come in the house when I went for Chinese food.

obviously.

get yourself some chinese nutritional yeast?

I don't even know how to respond to that.
Well done.

oh pfft. what can you possibly eat from there? just veggies? there's surely egg in them there noodles!

Curried tofu with vegetables.

great. now i'm hungry. asshole.

I do what I can.