say the word, and I'll have a gang of trained ninjas come and emancipate you.

for X-MASS, I want another gang of trained ninjas (bringing my total to two).

i want to eat one of those foil-wrapped chocolate santa claus on a quiet late christmas morning.

Bullet Belt!

everything this cat says is so profound.

i would like a camcorder but will settle for just about anything.

only if you gave it to me in person.

oh dear.

eat orange slices with these, super tasty...

uuuuuuuh you made me think about my currently fav ice cream:

Hopefully the 'Life of...' boxset. David Attenbourgh FTMFW

Wouldn't mind getting the Ladder Matches dvd. Wrestling FTMFW

I'd probably enjoy some acrylic paints, canvases, or a gift certificate to coffee shops or vintage clothing shops. Or money to go towards a Korg KP-3.

i'd like an adjustable piano stool and a biography of p. picasso.

nothing at all, i have everything i need.
it'd be wrong to ask for more.

^ word. ...though if Bijou Philips was sitting under my tree with a plate full of tacos, the tacos and her body smothered in habanero hot sauce, i wouldnt complain.

buying for me self: a stereo, with a tape deck, cd player, aux ins and outs. the works.

wish someone else getting me: a shag.

me getting to other people: i dunno, i'll have to ask them.

kegmama, are you going to call the rabbit stu?

You should have included a picture of yourself dressed as a Buddha to accompany this post.

ooohmmmm

i think she will just come up with a name herself but bare in mind that when she is older this first pet will be part of her porn star name so choose wisely.

I'd like some poison, and decent pen.