I totally would if I had any domestic skills at all. I once put a bagel in the microwave for 5 minutes.

my recipe would include proper instructions of course

wanna try making pizza?

You guys shouldn't be so bummed, I didn't actually get a pizza.
My mom went out and bought a few things this morning, so I'm eating veggie scramble (it's vegan, so like tofu, red peppers, onions, veggie sausages, red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper sauce, and turmeric) Yummers with toast.

what? crypto didn't send you an international pizza? :eek:

if you ever need an emergency recipe, let me know though.

im the king of desperate cooking.

not my fault, she thought it'd be weird

of course it would be. in more ways than one. but this is the internet, and you never know.

Just finished two assignments (short ones, but hey, it's all money), sending them in to my ed., along with invoices, and hearing back that he thinks they're really good and will assign more work soon.

Success makes me hungry.

But no, I do not do sushi.

no, you're right

but i'm not some weird 50 year old creepo thats... creepy and what not
rob has met me before
he even came to my friends apartment one time to smoke with us

man there are some 21 year old creepos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

yikes.

besides, it's not like the girl can't afford groceries.

but yeah you seem pretty harmless.

i want your address though. i'm after your mac. :D

hahahahah!
i rememeber that weirdo!

anywho, yeah
i haven't even walked into my studio in like 2 weeks.
i wonder if my shit is still there...

i need to stop buying crap i'll never use