That's an all-american funeral right there. Could BBQ what remains.

and top it off with some "freedom sauce," which would be mayonnaise (or miracle whip, if you're from middle america) mixed with barbecue sauce and just a hint of left-wing virgin's blood.

voila! you've got something for the entire family, except the vegetarian fairy who doesn't appreciate dane cook or toby keith.

Fuckin commies.