agreed

I like the junk in my trunk.

(I don't care what anyone says, that phrase is priceless.)

Hey...I wasn't asking! Just wondering how much 95 pounds was. I suppose I could have worked it out for myself.

Anyway, stones is a bit weird but I would have accepted an answer in kilos as well. That makes more sense that pounds to me. Hell, we use all sorts of scales over here....dependent on mood.

Also, the demographic on this board seems to lean towards the skinny.

I will say, I have a butt. Not a J-Lo butt, but a butt. I like my butt. I consider it built-in seating.

I'm beginning to like the word "butt."

I like where this thread is heading.

I saw the title of this thread, and straight away I went off to look for truncated. I looked here, there and just about everywhere and found nothing. So I come back here to report the sad news, and here she is! In this very thread! Would you credit it? Gah!

Hip Priest only says nice things because he fears I will beat him up.

It's a concern - I have to think carefully. You're ace, by the way.

Right back at ya limey. Even if you do drink bottled water.

You have to drink bottled water. It's not bad for you, unlike tap water.

This is your lucky day truncated.

-By which he means his abs are flat as can be, complementing his concave chest, which he utilizes each morning to eat cereal out of, watching daytime TV and revising drafts of his manifesto on the superiority of Kaypro computers.

Dodged a bullet there, truncated.

^: True, I am a scrawny white boy.

Damn dude, eat a hoagie!

Extremely unattractive: jutting hip bones.

My true weight, 110 lbs. I know, that's still skinny as all hell.

I am almost two of you.
Now I feel huge.

How tall are you marleypumpkin?

In all seriousness, you've got to have some meat on you in order to be attractive (insert Glice pun here). Angular body types just don't do it for me.

Tummy pooches are white-hot.

I'm about 6'