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pbradley 01.03.2008 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl
I know you lot like this kind of thing:for sex are those who are too ugly or too isolated to find human romance.

He said: "They're lonely, they're miserable"-

Fuck you, I will have a wife.

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 07:24 AM

I'm a little surprised that anyone in their sane mind would remotely think that a scenario like that is even possible. I wouldn't be if some isolated cases of sex with robots would happen, but then, do some people not use objects to perform sexual acts on themselves already?

pbradley 01.03.2008 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I'm a little surprised that anyone in the sane mind woul remotely think that a scenario like that is even possible. I wouldn't be if some isolated cases of sex with robots would happen, but then, do some people not use objects to perform sexual acts on them already?

I'm trying to make sense of this post.

And failing.

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I'm trying to make sense of this post.

And failing.


Not surprised.

screamingskull 01.03.2008 08:10 AM

I always found those blow up sex sheep ridiculous!
How sad are you if you can't get a real woman
you cant get a real prostitute
you cant get a real sheep
you can't get a blow up woman
so you have to get a blow up sheep!

Or you just want a blow up sheep to have "sex" with.

People having sex with robots by 2050! I will be 62 then, so i will probably be blissfully unaware.

sonicl 01.03.2008 08:13 AM

... or you might be a very blissfully aware android.

screamingskull 01.03.2008 08:14 AM

to be honest i will probably be dead by 2050. Thats as blissfully unaware as you can get.

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 08:21 AM

Some people are blissfully unaware of their own death already, let alone about sex with robots.

sonicl 01.03.2008 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull
to be honest i will probably be dead by 2050. Thats as blissfully unaware as you can get.

If the actuaries are to be believed, the average female life expectancy of a woman born in the '80s is about 90 years. You'll hardly be out of middle age in 2050.

screamingskull 01.03.2008 08:29 AM

and people in my family live to their late 80's or early 90's anyway so i should have a long life expectancy.

Phlegmscope 01.03.2008 08:42 AM

Yes, I finally get laid. in 2050.

floatingslowly 01.03.2008 08:48 AM

  1. I'm totally sick.
  2. I'd totally do a robot.
  3. ??????

Phlegmscope 01.03.2008 08:51 AM

Although there are life sized sex dolls already. how about just installing a motor from a power drill to make it wiggle its limbs like an insect on its back.
There's your sex robot ready way before 2050.

ALIEN ANAL 01.03.2008 08:54 AM

 


"sorry..your a robot, i wont bang you..that would be weird..."

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 08:55 AM

I'm fairly sure that someone got to that point by attaching vibrating objects to inflatable dolls.

sarramkrop 01.03.2008 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
i love your signature, porky, sir.


Thank you.

_slavo_ 01.03.2008 09:36 AM

I think sex with robots is gonna be a big hype thing in Japan for sure as long as it comes to the market.

By the way, welcome back sonicl.

ALIEN ANAL 01.03.2008 09:41 AM

the biggest problem with a sex robot...where the fuck do you hide it when mom and dad come around

Phlegmscope 01.03.2008 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
the biggest problem with a sex robot...where the fuck do you hide it when mom and dad come around


Why hide it?

_slavo_ 01.03.2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
the biggest problem with a sex robot...where the fuck do you hide it when mom and dad come around


you turn it off and pretend it's a coffee machine.


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