praise the lard and pass the albuterol!

and gee...NEVER heard that one before.


PS: I was texan before you were a sparkle in yr uncle's eye.

hey, it doesn't suck as bad new mexico, so don't feel bad

paula abdul looks good tonight

i know i'm going to regret saying this later, but i'd totally pee in her butt

in her

word.

already

still cold.

25 degrees, light snow, windy as fuck

that'll keep ya warm

mmmm

i want that on my... lap.

thighs are great too

getting warmer by the second

...and warmer