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Cantankerous 01.29.2008 01:51 AM

why is that?

Tokolosh 01.29.2008 01:54 AM

I don't kiss-and-tell.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
why is that?


you just come across as someone that wouldnt be interested in having a boyfriend and just doing your own thing

thats what i think anyway. What does he look like if i can ask?

Dead-Air 01.29.2008 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
when i say sex i just mean cock in vagina/ass

doesnt include oral or hands


This just might explain why you think you're shit at sex.

Cantankerous 01.29.2008 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
you just come across as someone that wouldnt be interested in having a boyfriend and just doing your own thing

thats what i think anyway. What does he look like if i can ask?

oh really, that's weird
i moved out of my mom's house to go live with him at his mom and dads when i quit school, which has actually been a long time, 3 years maybe?
tall (6'3"-6'4"), skinny, long-ish dark hair...basically like you'd probably expect

now if youll excuse me i'm headed off to steal all the blankets

Dead-Air 01.29.2008 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha
hmm
i was good for a while, now iv just gone shit
im good at going down and using my hands


O.k., so that basically blows my last post. But seriously, sex is a lot more than putting your cock in and moving or not moving it around. Mouth and hands are only part too. It seriously begins with the eyes. Which isn't to say somebody can't get all of the foreplay right and still suck (pun intended), but without it all the stamina in the world is worth zilch.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 02:04 AM

Does anyone close their eyes?

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 02:07 AM

oh i get the whole its gotta be more than just pumping to make it good sex

but i just i spaz to easly now, i am a meer stain of what i once was :P

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 02:17 AM

Well, there's only one solution to your problem.

I don't think I'll say it, and you'll probably tell me that you do that anyway.

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
oh really, that's weird
i moved out of my mom's house to go live with him at his mom and dads when i quit school, which has actually been a long time, 3 years maybe?
tall (6'3"-6'4"), skinny, long-ish dark hair...basically like you'd probably expect

now if youll excuse me i'm headed off to steal all the blankets


Oh, and pics or he didn't happen....
Ha! I've wanted to use that for a while now.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie
Well, there's only one solution to your problem.

I don't think I'll say it, and you'll probably tell me that you do that anyway.


you must be speaking of ...MASTURBATION!!:eek:

yeh i use to crank a lot more then i do these days, i just cant be bothered anymore, same goes with sex, i really cant be botherd going through it all.
Usualy when iv satisfied my gf, she will want to do the same back but i just cuddle up to her and sleep, because i cant be bothered having to go through it all. I just have no sexual drive

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 05:34 AM

Hmm..

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.

On the other hand, I don't really enjoy sex all that much. Intercourse, I mean.. blowjobs are okay.. I just find the actual act of SEX to be somewhat meh usually. So yeah.

_slavo_ 01.29.2008 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.



 

pao-lino 01.29.2008 06:11 AM

usually who says "I'm awesome" actually never is...
I never close my my eyes, it's right, watching your partner and yourself having sex, getting connected is probably the hottest thing, I guess like dead-air says.

are you loud? I'm not a screaming monkey, I don't like other people listen.
...pleasure chokes in throats.

!@#$%! 01.29.2008 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pao-lino
usually who says "I'm awesome" actually never is...
I never close my my eyes, it's right, watching your partner and yourself having sex, getting connected is probably the hottest thing, I guess like dead-air says.

are you loud? I'm not a screaming monkey, I don't like other people listen.
...pleasure chokes in throats.


ha

i said that

but you think i'm really gonna dicuss my sex life here?

in any case, im great in the sack. don't be jealous.

and my gspot finder is HUGE and THROBBING. see photo in thread.

good day.

pao-lino 01.29.2008 06:29 AM

gspot... who knows if it really exists...
I read once in a vanityfair/cosmopolitan "G spot is in the ears"...
bah... as if whispering I love you make them squirt.

Norma J 01.29.2008 08:58 AM

The most orgasms I've given a chick in one night is 7. I'm talking no time-outs - just fucking for hours. And I mean fucking, there was no love involved.

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 09:11 AM

hmm..

I'm pretty sure the g-spot exists..

I can usually get my girlfriend to squirt a lot, especially if we're doing it doggy style..

I always thought that g spot was that part about 6 inches into the vagina that felt like the end of your nose.. I always just stimulate it in a circle motion.. always seems to work.. ho hum.

There's an A Spot too you know.

batreleaser 01.29.2008 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hmm..

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.

On the other hand, I don't really enjoy sex all that much. Intercourse, I mean.. blowjobs are okay.. I just find the actual act of SEX to be somewhat meh usually. So yeah.



are you crazy? generally people that ive heard say that just really havvnt had a totally great fuck yet, and as for sex, im inconsistent, sometime if i get cock teased for a while ill buist the ol nut in a minute, but otherwise, yeah i can fuck i suppose.

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 09:49 AM

I've probably had sex a thousand times.

Boring...


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