this is my definition of clubbing
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoyPEVRFo&feature=related


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ&feature=related

mmmm.....smells like....CANCER!

I don't know if it's important, but I have a hammer toe.



It's not this one though. Mine's on the one to this one's left.

You totally wish you had an interesting body part. I've got at least two (assuming you like the cock, which you clearly do. In a bad way).

fucking mutants.

I concur.

i absolutely love to go out and dance. misshapes and death disco ftw. if youve never been you really ought to.

I can't stand clubs I dont understand it.

I'll dance about at a band if the music suggests I should or if my friends and I are suitably drunk.

But *Clubs* are diry dirty things.

Debauchery is the only way to go.

I bet that hammers after all the dancing about you do.

I hate dancing, I am too self-concious. Unless the place looks like this, in which case it doesn't matter.

If any place looked like that, I'm sure my sanity would crumble far faster than it would to the desire the dance.

Yes, but my ego is so fragile, I'll take a mental breakdown before I let somebody see my dance moves.

haha! me too, I got kicked out of a spicegirls tribute band because I apparently dance like an old man, music college was wasteful. I think I can dance better now, but too self-concious without the aid of alcohol and low levels of lighting.

You and I should totally get married. Innit?

dancing is awesome but finding a club that plays good stuff to dance to is hard. i find most dance music too serious, and seriousness and dancing don't make for good bedfellows.
an aside; i'm an awesome party DJ

There's a new one in Vauxhall that took me aback and seemed cool. They were playing disco and much noisier stuff in the end, when I went there the first time. Pity most gaytards don't dance, unless it's the usual, trite selection of fluff. It's called Ursus.

morning porkmarras. Vauxhall has a club?

Good Morning to you. You're kidding, Vauxhall is us bum-whorshippers' mecca for clubs. The Vauxhall Tavern is cool when they have stuff like the club that I mentioned above and Duckie (I'm not sure if it's still going on). Most of the rest I don't bother with 'cause it's all basically the same thing, with a lot of the same people that you know from other places.