Do they make a "Preparation J?"

People who just sit all day in front of computers get haemaeharrrhohohoids.

always looking to erradicate the jews, you fucking nazi.

So what, have you ever read kill the fags in a bathroom at a gay club?

living in florida, i have to deal with stuff like that all the time.

i haven't read this thread at all but when you say "angel of hemorrhoids" (or "haemarrhoids", in your limey dialect) do you mean that you are an angel with a bleeding asshole or do you mean that you are put in charge by the deity to give the gift of a swollen drippy anus to human beings?

because i can tell you right away, you are no angel.

now, do you have a bleeding rectum? and is it related to the fisting?

Glice is a top when it comes to fisting, I am not sure about other things.

how do you know this? did he pump your fudge?

zog is watching this thread.

He taught me how to do it with handcuffed as well.

Yeah, I thought the same - I'll work on a short story that won't get finished with this title no doubt.

i pity the poor bastard

Haemarrhoids are nothing special. Most of us will get them sooner or later.

Tokolosh's favorite book:

"The Grapes Of Wrath"