Wait, I'll just show it to her.

is "thread" some kind of brit talk for small penis?

Ha!

bangers and mash sounds like a gay sex party

fish and chips sounds like a lesbian sex party

shepherd's pie sounds like a euphimism for a gay butthole

Scotch egg sounds like a euphimism for a lesbotic vagina

Who doesn't?

Kegmama, stop making racial comments about my cock.

That is NOT the real mama porky. She is here with me, stroking my hairy back while dropping freshly cooked pasta tubes into my mouth.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras' mom again.

I bet it has a head, some veins, and is accompanied by some pubic hair and a testicle carrying scrotum.

are you serious? the man (i use the term loosely) has no balls.

Oh, yes I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. Yep, no balls.

no balls and an inverted penis. looks like you're a woman.