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I don't.

and...

jail doesn't cure addictions.

i danced for dare a few weeks ago with my tap company at some nbc health expo. i was gonna push the irony a step further and go stoned.

now, haydencito, can you tell us what happened and how you got caught in the first place?

punny stuff.

i don't get it man

a dance step... further.... nevermind.

jeese louise

This?

Yay. Hayden. Why aren't you in California where you are supposed to be?

that too. 80% of CA inmates are addicts (although that is not necessarily the cause of their incarceration.)
the tactics they use to hide drugs and get them into prison are mind boggling, often disgusting, and at times very clever.

A condom up the ass?

dont say "yay" in front of him.... not for the next 30 days at least

and you are a pretentious little jack ass who couldnt walk the streets of fucking minnesota let alone go to fucking jail. you are the very reason there is such a thing as white privilege to begin with, and that is why you didn't go to jail. you are not a criminal, you are a prick. criminals are generally smarter and more open minded than you, it is a necessity to stay out of jail, after all, we all cant just get off on probation sometimes.

no, that would fall under the "disgusting" category
like hiding heroin inside pieces of cereal and shit. and some of the things they can make a shank out of are amazing. jailbirds are some crafty bastards.

whatever the case, he pwned you

i hope he grows up to be a lawyer-- he's got debating skills.

c'mon now, everyone knows cantanky is un-pwnable.

i was talking about hayden vs pothead.

though that's really a potshot. but still.

hoist. petard. etc.

White Guilt?