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ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:03 AM

Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 01:04 AM

QUI-GON: A ship without a power supply will not get us anywhere, and there is something about this boy...

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:04 AM

haha this one has to win

Lando: "Punch it

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 01:05 AM

nice

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 01:05 AM

or

THREEPIO: Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:05 AM

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:06 AM

Princess Leia: Stop that.
Han Solo: Stop what?
Princess Leia: [timidly] Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess Leia: Afraid?
Han Solo: You're trembling.
Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:10 AM

The Emperor: Rise my friend

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 01:12 AM

THREEPIO: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 01:13 AM

haha funny
im done for now

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 01:16 AM

thanks again for the

C-3PO:
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"




i still think that wins hands down. :)

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 02:56 AM

i think i recall my first bf saying

"Pull out, Wedge. You’re not doing any good back there."

ZEROpumpkins 03.13.2008 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Dan, if I could rep you for each one of those then I would.

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 03:04 AM

seconded

and i can't even rep you by proxy either!!

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 03:08 AM

haha thanks folks

Lando: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 03:11 AM

Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.


i've been asking myself this recently. the answer seems to be



"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right." ...*stays on manual control*

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 04:12 AM

C-3PO: Oh this oil bath is going to feel so goood.

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 04:27 AM

HAN: Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up...

nicfit 03.13.2008 04:31 AM

"It's a trap!"


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