I went to the mall and starbucks instead. Cos apparently we didnt have starwars at my boyfriends house. though the answer was more like 'fuck no! I dont own that shit' :(

no pics

and I dont really own a pair of sandals. well not a pair without heels. and opened toed heeled shoes and short skirts is just too much ho for me. I gave in last year and finally bought a pair of haviainaz or whatever.. ( I refused to buy thongs for $30 that little brazillian kids are only getting paid like 20 cents to make) and then I lost one of the pair.

I think I have an adenovirus.

a what?

I have some tea do you want some of that?

HATER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenovirus

and I have a lot of tea, myself, but it won't do a lick of difference.

anyways I feel ugly because I'm sick and I'm going to the clinic in a little while

hes just a different geek species. and sometimes it is hard that our cultures do not align. I cringe when I think of our child trying to make friends. I reallydo.

oh I have some random strain of illness too. It just wont LEAVE AND DIE.

there is some vagina in the other thread, would that help?

The weather has been annoyingly hot this week in Sydney too, I find it annoying cause when it gets really hot my skin actually gets itchy, the worst though is going home on a really hot day on a train which has no air conditioning and for some reason most people don't even open the window beside their seat either

I've always preferred pants to skirts & shorts but for me it matters most what shoes I'm wearing on my feet for some reason in terms of being able to tolerate the heat in summer, these shoes are actually great at keeping me cool not that they look like they would be:

Straight up shots of vaginas are a little too immediate for my comfortability. I usually have the process of face, mouth, chest, stomach, and then vagina. Cutting so quickly to the chase is just weird and too biological to me. I'm sure feminist theory will say that I'm "fearing the vagina" or something.

Anyways I've had this cough and soar throat for about a month and a half or more.

I can relate to feeling ugly when it's hot out.
Hot weather is awful, and you're talking serious hot weather.
I'm feeling OK now though, because in this hemisphere, shit's fucking natural and it's chilly in March and my toilet flushes the right freaking way.

nothing like waving goodbye to one's turds and see them go down the way they should, huh?

I think you might be a little more sentimental than me.

nothing like hot weather to overheat and tax the TermINDIEnator!

oh, sorry i didn't get the right characterization. maybe instead of waving them goodbye you scream RAUS!!! ??

i've never noticed wich way the toilet flushes, and having lived in both hemispheres, their direction never affected my life.

but since you said to be a stickler to good form, i figured, you had an interest, and i instantly imagined a fictional scenario with you as the star.

in a movie-- how would you play that part then?

In a movie, I would pull at the heartstrings as I mourned the final journey of the remains of my last beautiful meal with the woman who left me, and then naturally a series of zany madcap misadventures would ensue as I tried to win her back over the remainder of the film.

this could turn into a thriller if you actually break up in, say, brazil, and you must make it back north in time to make sure that when those last remains go, they go the right way, not dishonorably. then your airplane gets hijacked by terrorists who divert it to patagonia. how will you fight the terrorists and rescue the plane-- while you fight the urge to go?

on that note-- how is your kungfu? and-- can you do a wesley snipes impression?

My kung fu is text-only, and white guys dressing up in blackface is frowned upon these days.

you dress pretty hot.