Don't call me bean-pole. Just because I want your balls in my mouth DOES NOT give you the right to insult my tweaker-esque build.

ive been a member for almost two years and havent reached 1000 posts yet...
do i have a life?
no
its just i dont have that much to say :-)

like one, or with one?

the latter is far more impressive (which is exactly why I'm posting with mine now).

you should see me HIT the SHIFT key. IMPRESSIVE IMO.

I heard he can Ctrl+Alt+Del...

GGTFOI!

(sorry, sometimes it's hard to only hit one key).

no, they're sitting there, hands poised over their keyboards, desperately trying to think of something funny or clever, but ending up spurting out, "I've been here about a year, and I haven't hit the 1,000 post mark yet", like the big pointless throbbing cocks they are.

yeah, cock and balls together maybe, and then only if your thumb got in the way

couldn't be. my thumb is planted firmly in my ass.

that post made my winkle go all stiff

you should post with it now.

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grobble brumble conumbrel auguaries frog flinging catapult listers
total draught sisters
the last of the irishmen
waddles with a penguin on a leash
and green pantaloons wrapped 'round his head
while a wagoneer of epic collector type follows
with half a dozen drained cases
somehow in sacramento

that 9-caps lock-Y combo is brilliant.

brb I need to wash my keyboard.


PS: my increasing niceness is palpable.

It's kinda making me sick if you wanna know the truth.

No, actually I have control over what I post, unlike you. You just post whatever idiotic vomit you happen to be thinking about. Quality over quantity, douchebag.

I think I'll become a low poster soon.

hey now, I've been defending you, but now yr hitting a little too close to home! :mad:

quality is for suckers.

me too, I'm considering hiatus. there has to be a board somewhere that is not quite so (how do you say in inglais) "up tight".

I have a framed Goo Poster and a framed Holiday in Cambodia poster.

i laughed so hard