I had a feeling someone would catch on. I had to scramble to find those.

Anybody who's ever worked in an office must love that scene where they kill the machine.

I end up shouting that phrase every time something goes wrong with my printer, which is almost daily.

My printer seems to know exactly when I most desperately need something printed, because that's when it chooses to run out of ink.

I haven't seen that movie, it looks funny though haha.
My mood has lifted since my last post but I'm still kind of pissy and hate filled. Oh well, I'm leaving on vacation soon so I can be care free and only think about how much I miss my rats, dog, and cat when I think about home.

Mine insists on being power-cycled between pages sometimes.

im going on a road trip in a few hours for the long weekend
hopefully its fun

i made the best cd

PARAPPA THE RAPPER: THE RAPS

Yeah, why do they do such funky things? Sometimes mine will go "off line" by itself and nothing I can do will bring it back online except powering everything down and restarting the computer. A real drag.

Where are you tripping to?

You must see that movie. It will change the way you look at offices and TGI Fridays for forever. (Do they have TGI Fridays in Canada?)

my old home
kalgoorlie
my folks are not there for the weekend and i need to pick up my stuff
and we have a pool
so my gf, best friend, best friends sister, best friends sisters boyfriend and i are all driving down
takes about 6 hours

Exactly. Mine will decide to power down after like 3 minutes after turning my computer on or after the computer has been turned off for hours. Although, just unplugging the printer's power usually fixes it.

Printers are designed to fuck up. It's a corporate scheme.

Seriously. Such a funny movie. Right up there with Bottle Rocket as one of those movies that can absolutely lift me out of any foul mood.

that question makes me think you're asking him where he's tripping on acid to.

by the time you get a B in n-dimensional differential calculus... you start wondering if it's worth pulling it up to an A.

don't get me wrong, when i was in high school i crammed 6 years of math, 5 years of science, 5 years of french, and one year of latin into 4 years. but... if yr in it for the long haul, ya gots to pace yourself.

of my 34 years, 25 have been spent in school. a quarter of a century, this summer. booya.

i havent and i love it
hilarious


i hate when people wake me up especially when its out of deep sleep and i start babbling all kinds of incoherent violence towards them and they get scared and back off because they think im gonna kill them

i hate studying and being physically ill. i also hate traffic and most people who cause traffic by driving like dipshits. i also hate cops who have nothing better to do than sit there and make sure im not going more than 9 mph over the speed limit

i hate cops.

I hate yes/no questions.
I hate my legs falling asleep.
I hate Pepsi.

i did like a cop one time.

i had just been side swiped by a careless saturn trying to get in my lane. i was going around 95 mph. i was passing this woman to the left like you're supposed to when she bounced off of my car, hit the car to her right, and bounced back just in time to clip my rear end after i bounced off the median. this sends me into a 540 spin before broadsiding the median. the weirdest 0.8 seconds of my life. by the time my brain had a chance to panic, my car was parked neatly in the shoulder facing the wrong way. the saturn likewise. the least damaged of the three cars took off in a hurry. traffic never stopped flowing. by the time the cop got there i was wondering if any one else had noticed but me.