Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You're pathetic at bitchiness, let alone character assassination. Grow up.

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You've brought tears to my eyes. Big fat internet tears to my eyes.

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It's very foolish of me to leap into this jolly banter between sarram and jon boy, but seeing as "mong" is my middle name....

jon boy, my good man, surely you too can see the contradiction in saying that this here place is not a competition whilst prefacing said statement with a leading sentence filled with competitive comparatives (indeed, starting off with a sarcastic apology)?

Also, surely you jest in saying that there is no life outside the internet. Hasn't "The Matrix" taught you anything (and no, I don't mean the woodeness quotient of K Reeves)?

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It's very foolish of me to leap into this jolly banter between sarram and jon boy, but seeing as "mong" is my middle name....

jon boy, my good man, surely you too can see the contradiction in saying that this here place is not a competition whilst prefacing said statement with a leading sentence filled with competitive comparatives (indeed, starting off with a sarcastic apology)?

Also, surely you jest in saying that there is no life outside the internet. Hasn't "The Matrix" taught you anything (and no, I don't mean the woodeness quotient of K Reeves)?

Originally Posted by jon boy

a man in his late thirties who spends half his life arguing with people on the internet.

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

Am I gonna have to employ a Tizer, boys? 'Cause I'll do it. It's not a Snoopy Tizer either, damnit, but it will do the trick.

Originally Posted by pantophobia

taser? oooh you are going for actually subduing them

usually your tact is to go straight the machette