I'm too drunk right now to fly into a rage. What I want to know is, does Rob wear those? Wow.

White shoes. No. Please, no, no, no. I mean, seriously. White shoes? Are we going to prom?

Seriously, girlgun, you and I need to get together over a beer or two. We would be great drinking buddies. I wouldn't touch you, I swear. I wouldn't even ogle.

let's go. i have a pint of makers in the car. not even ogle? that's no fun.

Okay, I'll ogle, if you don't mind. See, I may be a perv, but I'm a very polite perv.

So I guess I'm not a pervert then.

i am highly suspicious that it would pretty much fucking rock, kegmama.

gmku. i insist you wear white shoes. maybe i'll perv back?

Done! My sailin' shoes are on, sweetheart!

No offence but Porky comes across as being much open-minded than you...

Let's admit it. To some extent, we're all fascists.