called the guy in the bank a fucking moron and walked out.

Like, whatever...

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."

Shouted out "The Queen's A Cunt" on Whitehall (a major street in London) last Sunday morning. Alas, it was 3.30am, and no-one was around. Arse.

So what, Catholics make better lovers. Especially priests.

^^^So, you-who-used-to-be-Synthperson - did the priest in question receive your host ;)

Well of course, don't all catholic boys do that?

Well, there is a slight difference between eating a bit of wafer and having a nice hard cock rammed up your bum....or am I getting confused with the Church of England again?

I think you are sir. The Church of England is a massive fail. They tried to incorporate all of the sects, so they would not have a massive civil war. Way to go Henry VIII.

You see, that's the problem with the English. When it comes to sex and war, we'll choose war anytime. Ach, we never learn.

That's why I love them, they are burly men.

I drank a beer in the middle of the afternoon. woo hoo.

my dad was an episcopal priest. (the US version of Anglican church)

ordained women and gays
marriage allowed and encouraged for priests
no confession with priests as god's interlocutor
no worship of dead fucks (saints)

quite mellow

Stoned out of my mind during class? I don't know actually I don't suppose that's very rebellious. Let me think about it and I'll get back to you.

I put a chair on top of a car.

I'm going to try to make the knot in my necktie extra wide this morning so I can leave the top button of my shirt undone.

Fuck the man!

I wear band t-shirts underneath my uniform at school.

I work in a civil service call centre, I hate it, yesterday I put about 60 calls to the completely wrong office just because the callers were being cunts.

"Just putting you through to the jobseekers center now"
Then I pass them through to the vetinary office 60 miles away. I'm a dick.

Drove my friend home from school even though I am not legally allowed to driver her...

...in a minivan!

looking for a new job when at work