are your kids still blonde? My boy was born with a full head of white/blonde hair. Unusual.

after I was born the illuminati that run the world put a moratorium on having any more cute babies, as a pinnacle had been reached. for the next year, from august 30th 1973 until August 29th 1974, only ugly ugly babies were allowed to be procreated, to try and maintain a balance.

was Johnny winter yr backdoor man?

easy, Kee-Mo Sah-Bee.

that's hot.

Not this one...

wrong kind of backdoor action

i think he meant it in the "casa con dos puertas mala es de guardar" sense from the classic spanish theatre

(for you pinches gabachos, roughly translated as "a house with two doors is difficult to guard")

exactly, in the old delta blues sense, as in a man that comes and goes through the backdoor.

sneakin'

I thought you were just protectin' yr cinnamon roll kegmama!

nice-- see what i learned today

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Door_Man



well i don't use my ass to comprehend anything (i just sit on it, mostly).

why... do you...? never mind :D

(ps- perhaps there was irony in your post but no sarcasm)


ha ha ha ha ha

Chinese babies all the way for me. Cute as a thousand buttons.

i have a funny memory of this girl running out of my front door while the "official" girlfriend attempted to come in through the back door (i had locked the front and she was trying to come in). it was NOT funny at the time, and i should be quite ashamed, but this memory is for me is an occasional source of maniacal laughter these days.

we're gonna have to add rob's definition to that list (= leather cheerio)

also (unrelated) coopappy corner, was it, for the concha?

hahahah! you have enlightened me kegmama! I thought it was hilarious when I heard someone refer to a girl's butthole as her "cinnamon roll" cuz of the "cinnamon" spiceyness

ha ha ha!

i just realized the cinnamon roll from the urban dictionary has frosting on it

leather cheerio!!!!! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!