you can sell semen.

learn to play cards real well too, cantankerous you always forget that tip

:-P

or yeah, sell your 'special men'

Masturbation = effort. That's work.

here plasma is $100 the first two times you do it and then $50 after that I think. I've gone in there many times but I always come when they arent needing new donors or the slots are filled for the day. Don't know if there is a sperm bank here.

Bootlegging noise tapes isnt a bad idea if you have no aversion to the ethical issues. Go for the 80's and 90's stuff though, it will sell for alot more than Wolf Eyes stuff. I've seen New Blockaders and Skin Crime tapes go for $200 bucks on ebay, way more than that for Sutcliffe Jugend, and Broken Flag and other Power Electronics stuff.

I'd say find a good talent and do it on the street, be creative.

pimp hoes
sell drugs
rob banks

numerous roundabout ways to make money

One of the best jobs I've eve heard of is walking rich people's dogs.

We're still talking about work though. There's no getting around that. Even a bank heist is a "job."

depending on tyhe state.
Texas does not pay for blood
I donate every 3 monhs though

and to donate semen, you have to go through a quite lengthy process, wherein they check your background, health, etc. plus tests to measure your IQ, your fitness.
basically they really like tall, fit, blonde men with 6 figure salaries.

Were you trying to make that Nirvana quotation look like it was your own or was it meant as a reference? Of course now that I've discovered you, you'll say it was the latter.:D

what is this "Nir-vana" you speak of?

 

No such thing as free money. Leaning over to pick up pennies is work.

here's a financial plan for you

1) sell your sperm. of course with your tendencies you might get little money for your shot but eh, you can make some money.

2) with the spunk proceedings, buy yourself a saturday night special. attempt a bank robbery. try not getting shot.

3) spend a few years in prison courtesy of the taxpayers. you get room and board, cable tv, and gym privileges. what's not to like?

alternatively, you could stay a baby and suck at your parents' financial tits for life.