ha ha. maybe both of you guys could apply for work at their marketing department.

"i'll have a box of chicken mcturds, filth fries & a corn syrup sludge please"

me likey my chiken.
the wife cooks it well.

when i was a kid i had a job catching chickens. they are kept in horrible conditions, but once a chicken has shit in your face, you lose all sympathy for all chickens forever.

mmm shitty job

oops no pun intended:D

mcwhatthefucks with cheese dipping serum ....
mcdodgy mcchickenpieces with potato scrotum (sorry french fried scrotum)
mcenumbersandfuckallmilkshakes with a side order of bleeauughhhherghs
and finally a big mac with nothing but gherkins and mustard... mmmmmmmmm

I call my McNuggets "Sylvia" - "Hey, bro, 6 Sylvia Nuggets for me - I've laid out tha chedda on the counter, you got me, seen?"

I got a cheeseburger from McDonalds the other day and it actually looked like the one on the picture. It satisfied me greatly, almost to the point of satisfaction I get from typing the word 'quantitatively'.

thats quite a lot from the menu. astronaught food is like the prophecy of Ezekiel, it tastes sweet in the mouth but is bitter to the belly! I have been guilty of eating this garbage, but who isnt?

I have an unhealthy (in more ways than one) addiction to fast food. It's one of the many things about myself that I really wish I could change.

1. Develop a taste for better, healthier food. You'll realize what you've been eating is shit.

2. Self-hypnosis. Seriously. Associate it with something you find distasteful. You'll find you no longer crave it. At least not as much.

3. Force yourself to stop. The less you eat of it, the less you want it.

4. Exercise. There's something about getting fit that makes your body not crave this stuff. Or at least not as much.

i've been told that mcnuggets in the u.s. are horrendous monstrosities but the ones here i actually like; in fact, i ate burger king last saturday but got mcnuggets because they are better than the chicken tenders or whatever they are called at bk. it was a good meal.

thats hardly anything from the menu bc the only thing i eat off the breakfast menu is pancakes which i don't think i've actually eaten in 8 or 9 years.

ok so cheeseburger/fries is it. and you cant fuck up soda so sprite or orange soda. (fountain sprite is absolutely delicious i might add, much better than the shit in can/bottle)

but yeah. mcdonalds tastes good when youre eating it but every time AFTER i eat it i want to fucking throw up. so i avoid it generally.
grays papaya ftw.

speaking of astronaut food...anyone ever had freeze-dried ice cream? It's really tasty but the whole idea of eating warm and dry ice cream is a bit unnerving.

Sounds like something Enid would say

Pack yourself lunches.