mmmmm, i'd love them to make a !@#$%! sandwich...

dunt be greedy, sharing is caring. but speaking of jungle fever, this chick here is missing like miracle whip

haters. tyra is fierce. i love the crazy bitch.

she's responsible for white girls with weaves everywhere.

they make up 99% of daytona beach's summer population (the other 1% are cornrowed white girls), meaning i have tons of inspiration for laughter. so i don't complain.

i had a weave once.
that didnt last long.

so did my balding spanish teacher. it was even more distracting than the original bald spot.

She's a moron. I've only seen one episode, on youtube, and it was the one where she was trying to say Sasha Grey was evil for doing porn. Tyra, who posed for a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which I gurantee tons of idiot men jerked off to... Tyra, who hosts a show about "Top Models", which is nothing but "beautiful" women showing off their sexy clothes... Tyra, the ugly hag who for some idiotic reason is considered a sex symbol.... condemning someone else for being a sex symbol in a profession she doesn't "approve" of. The epitome of hypocracy, closemindedness, and idiocracy. Fuck her.

top model is a joke. those girls are not model material, i'm sorry, and this is coming from someone who knows the business. they'd be chewed up and spit out.

None of them ever get famous.

Tyra has that show fixed too, I swear.

she needs to be put in her place.



...and that place is the TWAT thread.

oh the jealousies

i'm not jealous of an annoying drama queen with fake hair, a tweety bird forehead and thunder thighs.

I am definitely not jealous of Tyra Banks.

A few years ago I didn't mind her so much, but the more she's around the more annoying I find her. She is a douche.

yeah she may be all that and yet she's done something with her life, which, while meaningless in so many levels, is still an accomplishment of a kind.

you have real hair a good forehead an i assume non-thunder thighs what have you done?

HA! :p

ps - thunder thighs rule-- mmmmmmm yummmmmmeeeee




sure the sand was added to hide the volume from gay fashion designers but what red blooded hetero man would not kill to have those thighs wrapped around his neck? oh yea.

They weren't really thunder thighs there :)

i think the sand is there to hide the thickness, but whatever--- she looks great for her age-- she's a mamacita. i wouldn't hang out with her for the conversation but do i like her pictures? oh yeah.

they weren't thunder thighs in 1996.
but oh baby, these days.

i make music. i make art. i enjoy myself. that is what i have done with my life. you don't have to be rich and famous and annoying to have "done something".

i know ha ha

im just giving you shit for being a hater

on that note-- let's see how you look when you're her age, ha ha ha.

DARE YA.

She's an inspiration to so many teen girls with her camp and all ;)