That's what they all say.

You wank thinking about them.

How is your saturday coming along?

Nice, hungover and I still have to go out for a shopping trip. Yours?

Don't call yourself single!

Bachelor is a much cooler, smoother word. Plus, single people are lame, whereas bachelors are SEXY AND EXCITING:

Unless you're Hugh Grant.

Woke up too early. Going to get ready to go to work, then go out later with friends. It's nice though, before the heat comes in.

I don't know, bachelors remind me of people who are self-absorbed.

Fine, go back to being nothing.

I'll be eating Bachelor's brand instant pasta meals and enticing other sexy exciting young people to my fastidious bachelor pad. :cool:

Well good for you my man.

I believe the usual course of action is to start calling up your old friends that were so quickly ditched, in place of getting your prick wet 'on tap'.

Live yr life, it is YOUR life, not some other persons. If you are not satisfied spiritually with inhabiting yr own flesh without some stranger to keep your bed company, then you must deal with that issue first, besides, who the fucks wants to date clingy folks anyways?

Develop true self awareness, and work from the inside out.

you'll have more time to post on this board now that you're single.

Please I'm going dancing tonight with friends. Maybe hook up with a young stud.

i don't know about you but i need a cigarette.

then why bother with this thread

To hook up with you of course.

I know you broke up with you bf and all but that is no excuse to lower your standards.

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