and bad B-movies

There are bad zombie movies.

Revenge of the Dead/Zeder is actually probably the worst film I've ever seen. Not to mention Children of the Living Dead, which is hilarious but terrible. Zombie High is abyssmal. Zombie Island Massacre SUCKS. Garden of the Dead SUCKS. Flight of the Living Dead is awful. Etc.

lowest common denominator says:

not enough lube.

i don't have a problem doing that.
i like to be straightened out once in awhile.

I hope that she'll become worse and worse.

I haven't even seen those, and I already love them.

old old old zombie movies are always good

and movies like plan 9 from outer space

great, cuz i hate doing dishes... actually... i guess we won't have to do them, as we can just carve initials into each bowl so we don't mix them up... i wont be wanting your germs and stuff

Don't think I've seen Goldeneye.

I've probably seen quite a few Bond movies. I hate the Connery ones. Too gimmicky, too Hefner-Playboy-ish.

Over the past ten years, as Pierce took over, I kept going, thinking, This time they'll do it right. This time it won't be full of gadgets and unreal plot-lines. This time it will be gritty and real and well-written. A couple of them made it about 1/3 through like that and then everything went to hell. The elaborate sci-fi gadgets came out, the villian became all Super-Villainy.

Casino Royale is the only Bond movie I've ever seen that holds up from start to finish as a gritty, real, spy thriller. Its test is that you could take out all the Bond references and make it another spy thriller and it would still be great. It's a great story first, and a Bond movie second. That's what makes it so good.

One time I was watching Goldfinger with my girlfriend, and Connery spanked a girl for no reason so I laughed outloud in a kind of "that was awesome" way. She wasn't too happy. I think some people just skip over the humor in it.

Most of those old Bond movies are just plain sexist and stupid.

But the video games were good.

i wouldn't mind if sean connery walked by me and slapped my ass

That's not what your mother said last night Trebek!

ha ha ha

you kinky necrophile!

you just made julian even more jealous.

Cantank, when are you going to post a photo of your Eva Green impressioin. You can do Eva Green, can't you.

you always forget to mention this:


Well, I'm superlate and the game already started, I'm going outta here, have fun with the fun threads and so on.

he's not dead!
is he?

What exactly does 'pack her fudge in' mean? It sounds painful, whatever it is.