Surprised in what way?

In a spitting out your drink kind of way, I'm thinking.

Ah, the clue was in the statement, wasn't it. Clever.

yes, its all semantical banter, the internets only means of near human communication, if you can not make people laugh, you are not human, and so in this regard, I suppose that even dio is a human, because when I see him, I do laugh hysterically.

Laugh, cry, it's all good when it comes to Ronnie. The gentleman of heavy rock!

Brian May, my friend.
Brian May.

Either way, I still hate Dio.

there you go with that again!

LOL. Seriously, watch him in any interview. He's so fucking polite it puts us all to shame.

EDIT: Hey, have a look at the last page of the irrational fears thread. I think I found a pet for you.;)

If you listen to fools...

I'll forgive the Dio hating because Brian May is a VERY good call.

Has anyone actually heard this?:

I have a download of it. It's shit. Which is a shame considering the sheer brilliance of its cover.

never really cared to check out elf, myself.

I think there was a Dio rack on a flexi disc I got with Sounds.

Never listened to it.

dio's rack is not that impressive, he's like a 30-lower case a or something.

i've heard he's a 34b, but I don't particularly trust the person that told me.

it's probably a lillyput 34-b.

i would say that he ruined black sabbath, but they were going to shit anyway. so i will say this: all hail dio.

rainbow it's where it's at.

the only band that fitted dio, and not because they were on the petite side of the store.