Oh man, see that's amazing. You'd probably never get a bug bite again (or at least not as many as prebat times)

I'd prefer bug bites than guano stains.

Do people not sell guano for lots of money?

I dunno, I learn to make guano soup or something.

:fuckyou::fuckyou::fuckyou:horrible little shits

Oh come on, they're cute as buttons.

riley, not angel.

Indeed!

bat guano is like he best fertilizer ever.

T&B, I'll go hide under a rock.

This is what I figured.

Anngella, they look like little snuggle bugs haha :D


See, I'll make money sell the shit, freak people out, and meet cool bat loving people all at the same time.

this thread turned from sexy to creepy

says the guy with creepy signatures ever a-changing :D

here you go, cheer up:

her teeth qualify her for this thread:

terrible actress, great cleavage, and almost always chooses interesting roles. I like her.

i'd pee in her butt

I'm too busy wondering if God could microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it.

i entertained the idea of having a pet bat like ten years ago, but it wasn't such a good one.

i'd like to take this opportunity to express my total repulsion for anything written by anne rice.

If a mortal bites another mortal, nothing happens, but pain.
Mortals have no power.
Vampires have powers.
If a vampire bites a mortal, the mortal becomes a vampire.
So if a vampire bites another vampire, the bitten one turns into a mortal.
Cuz vampires have powers.

This being said, intelligent answers should not be avoided since the percentage of vampires in our civilisation has increased incessantly in the last couple of months.
Authorities won't divulge the proper figures, but sources have it that vampires have taken over in some European areas and in the Philippines.
And starving vampires (such as nicfit, whose question wasn't innocent) start wondering wether they could eat each other.
Hope this helped.

Yours truly,
the Werewolf

Some bats actually look like that?!!!!!!!!!!!! That's nuts!