tanning casualty

just DON'T DO IT/

Amen to that, sistah.
Jimmy Page is my GOD

i'm going to start working on a time machine and charge people exorbitant amounts of money to use it

but you can come for free as my guest and we can sleep with a bunch of rock stars
you down?

Holy fucking shit. You bet your ass I'm down. Jimmy Page = hot pale skinny satanic dark mysterious guitarist that I secretly base my scale of attractiveness on.

Holy orange skin batman!

let's fuck with the time-space continuum and bring them back to the present day as their former selves

OOH TRIPPY MAN

I'm not here to rate his hottness, but Jimmy Page is beyond words.

But then there'd be two Jimmy Pages and I'm pretty sure the universe would implode from that amount of awesome

you've got a good point there. we could kill off old chinaman jimmy page.

Everyone knows that Trasher looks just like Page.

yeah but no one can compete with jimmy's awesomeness. even trasher.

Hahaha. He really does look asian now! And poor Robert's face looks like it's melting off...

he was beautiful too







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sigh

One of my most favorite skinny pale people ever.

He comes close. Given he's roughly my age and playing overseas with his band.

I'm pale.

In 3rd grade on the first day of school I was wearing shorts and this kid named JP asked me if I was a vampire because my legs were so white.

I'm kinda pale, though I am a redhead.

:( i get accused of being a vampire also
the fact that i have fangs is not helpful

My girlfriend is quite pale. I think it's one of her most attractive features.