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his first two records are hilarious and great. after that, well, yknow.

the drug ballad was like my theme song junior and senior year of high school. "and then we mix in with bacardi dark, and when it kicks in you can hardly talk" "everything spinnin you beginnin to think women are swimin in pink linen, and after a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished, now you are allowed to officially slap bitches". ok well i didnt slap bitches, but i was known out of my friends as the one to get out of my head on a fifth of rum, an oxycontin or two, xanax, ectasy, cocaine, or whatever the fuck else was availible. good times.

He's OK. But I prefer Cage.

I like the peanut butter kind.

He always struck me as quite gimmicky. I bet he was probably a laid-back soft-spoken fucker in real life, and his wife was in on the whole thing.

Of course it's a gimmick -- what popular music isn't gimmicky?

He's hilarious, though. That's all that matters.

Also, anyone that gets offended by what he says needs to get their head examined.

Remember when he got upset with Triumph (the dog puppet, not the band, although who hasn't been upset with the band?)

He had Triumph in one of his music videos later. It was all a joke/stunt/etc.

My favorite thing was when he had Elton John come out and play with him to show that he liked gay people or whatever and then in an interview later he said "wait I didn't know elton john was gay! Otherwise I wouldn't have had him play!" Which of course offended everyone EVER....

...who responded by buying more of his albums.