Like in the Wedding Singer.
Julia Gulia.
I shudder at the thought...

or you could always change your last name to Zuul.

"There is no (insert your first name here)... ONLY ZUUL"

haha Deb Webb?

My friend's mom's name is Betty Sue Booe. A terrible name from every angle.

Betty Sue Booe?

Sucks!

I couldn't think of other names that rhymed with Webb. Jed?

yet she's still wet?

Jeb, Seb, ... yeah I'm drawing a blank

call it zardoz.

Absinthe - then everyone would want to drink you up.

And add sugar to you.

How about Cockbreth

Brennan is a wonderful last name.

an andalusian dog

Go for glory, Hercules.

walton is probably a good idea.