Which record shall I buy Advice Dog?:

The Contortions - Buy 1979

Or

Giant Panda - Electric Laser 2008

I can buy only one. Marry me advice dog!!!

Man get the contortions. pretend I'm the advice dog's bitch and take my advice.

Could be, This Is Not Here :cool: ;)

we're going to have to start a thread to try and guess who is gonna DO Melly...
not me
i'm in France just right now

... or who Melly is going to DO
depends on a number of mmm factors

....or Bleeurgh! factors :D

oh god, lock up your sons everyone! :confused:

Ha ha ha!!!

Dear Talking Dog's Head,

Girlgun told me that she thought I did something "not nice" to her butt last night. I swear it wasn't me.

Who should I blame?

Fevererishly Hallucinating,

YrPalFloSlo

are you pookie's dog?

The Contortions record!



Tell her "baby, it was aaaaaaaalllllllll a dream", like, in Huggy Bear's voice or something.



No, Pookie doesn't like me!

Dear advice dog,
Will the rash ever go away? If so, when? If not, should I see a doctor?
Yours,
terriblecanyons

Give it a week! Apply aloe vera cream! If after a week the condition is the same, or has worsened, consult your doctor! Remember, friends, Advice Dog is not a medical expert.

Dear advice dog,

What is a decorous amount of time before I start getting annoyed with the loudmouthed temp?

Yours,

Gliceooooo.

Dear Advice Dog,

How should I go about handling this westernquinoxrocks troll in the future?

Your faithful reader,
pbradley

Loudmouths should not be tolerated! They do no good, in my opinion. You should put this arrogant tool in their place as soon as possible! Turn that loudmouth temp into a shy, obedient temp.



Some things cannot be ignored, friend. Your past actions were all understandable, and rest assured that you have my full support in your opposition to this menace. If possible, do as Glice is to do with his loudmouth temp. Put these annoyances in their place!

Thanks advice dog! Could you post more pictures of you dressed as a pirate please?

Dear Advice Dog,

1/what do you think about the communnity troubles in Belgium ? Do you think this country should split in two ?

2/ What do you think about the Olympic Games in China ? Is it not dangerous for our athletes to go in this fucking dictatorial country ? What do you think about censorship ?


Yeah, those questions sound serious, but I know you 're a smart dog.

These are pressing issues, HECKLER SPRAY!

1. I think the rising Flemish population and increasing advocacy for the independence of Flanders by political groups can only lead one way! If the government tries to suppress these people, then they'll want it even more and turn to more radical ways of achieving their goals. There are examples of this throughout history. If you ask me (which you are), countries with such deep-rooted differences as language cannot function effectively. A split is definitely the best option here. Are you listening, Yves Leterme?!

2. Man, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck China! In China they eat dogs! Soooo not cool. I don't think the world is doing any good sending their healthy athletes to the smog-ridden kingdom of red. The government there is probably one of the worst on earth right now! They take the truth from their citizens and that is the worst you could do. What are men to do without truth?!



Sorry man, I don't have any more pictures.

advice dog, why were you compelled to make this thread? is it because your mother never fed you?