Oddly enough, this November will mark 2 years without sex after splitting for the last time with on off ladyfriend of a long time

And it's been through choice

But of late I met someone, and even if nothing happens with her, there's this spark after igniting in my head which goes "hey, relation-dateship-sexiness is fun!"

I'm like you, BJ is a must.

Fucking shit, man. Been single for over a month now, and it's starting to kill me. I'm trying to ignore the dating thing for a bit but I'm about to fuck that. Literally.

I need a cute guy next to me. Tonight I am going out. Will find me one. Fuck him silly.

That'd be cool. I'm pretty conservative when it comes to sex really, though. I've never really had any major scares or any real reason to worry but that's great for those who sleep with strangers and share needles.

oral sex is 4 play for me. if a chick decides she's gonna blow me, she better damn well be ready to give up them draws. you can't go around teasing guys like that :)

Now all they have to do is find cures for HPV and Herpes and the only thing you'd have to worry about having sex is making babies.

and we've got plenty of solutions for that.

YAY!


although there has always been a simple solution: don't be a slut.

Not really. You can have sex with one person only in your entire life and that person might pass on anything to you. It's not the first time that I've heard of it and it won't be the last.

"don't be a slut" entails more than "don't sleep around"

don't fuck people with diseases. protect yourself adequately. etc

A lot of people with ''deseases'' might happen to look perfectly healthy, sweetness. It's a big bad world out there.

well, not to brag, but there were a couple women standing close to me at the D Charles Speer show last night. I mean, we were in the same room and everything!

i know. don't treat me like a child or a mongoloid, please. i'm saying that there are a number of measures to take to make sure that you don't get a disease or an infection, most of which are quite effective.

Bullshit. There is not such a thing as perfectly safe sex, mongoloid. And yes, I am being patronising to you because you're talking shite. K?

SAFER

i am fucking AWARE that there is no thing as 100% safe sex. but there are plenty of things you can do to make it SAFER for yourself and others.

pull the foreign object(s) out from your ass and LISTEN, please.

You can argue all you like with me, since I know way more than you about these sort of things, and I can still retain that you can catch a sexually transmitted desease just by rubbing your dick against that of another person, for instance. Do you want to carry on with the tantrum? It doesn't work with me.

no i don't wish to carry on, considering that i don't really give a shit. end of.

You do give a shit. Replied and all that. Blah blah blah.

:rolleyes:

Carry on.