check yr state laws, u usually have to be like 10 years older i think... for legal guardianship

I don't know. We could do a black market adoption.

from what i gather i think you just have to be at least 18 to adopt. here anyway.


come on over hayden. you can sleep in my bed.

well yer situation is different, so yeah i'm no sure... but here in the south, they like this 10 year rule

Be there in 10.

i want someone else to come and live with me so it's not just two people in a huge ass apartment because i have another bedroom but all it is in there is amps and guitars and shit. there is not enough chaos in my palace anymore.

yeah i was just on that

i actually would adopt a kid because i really don't like the idea of going through pregnancy, much less squeezing a bowling ball sized object out my vagina.

Who May Be Adopted

Statute: Dom. Rel. § 110

• Any person

Wow. That seems a bit odd.

haha it's like slavery.

I wish I could adopt a kid until it was old enough to start saying no and asking for shit and then trade it in.

I'm totally adopting myself.

i used to really not like kids when i was younger until i started taking care of my youngest niece who is two now and absolutely the greatest human being alive. we went to the zoo to pet the goats and she just randomly yells "oh the goats! they're so BEAUTIFUL!"

i could use a few slaves

You really want a kid ?
You crazy fool !!! You probably don't have any brother/sister....

Do you really want this :

i didn't have any sisters until i was 17 years old and i'm not even related to them by blood.
but my dad's wife is having a baby girl in november so i will have one i'm related to.

i do. that kid is awesome.

I have two older brothers, one little brother, plus twins from the social assistance ( I consider them as my brothers).

but think of all the big lebowsky quoting that would be occurring!

I have just this advice: Tennis lessons, the best you can afford, and start them early.

Yeah. There is adoption.