fighting starts where the intellect ends.

it's not a fucking conspiracy theory, dude.

what i meant, dude, is that you'd rule the world until you'd attempt to out-bitch each other, and then-- madness!

kegmama... I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!

we will destroy the stupid and weak.

bush told you to say that.

well done. a lady who doesn't cuss. well done

she's a pretty pretty princess.

I've never been much of a one for retaliating, but I've been twatted more times than is particularly healthy. I tend to be able to smell fights now, so I can avoid them. Haven't been punched for 3 years or so now.

I've seen some fucking brilliant fights though. Wonderful things to watch, in the right circumstances. There's a few places semi-locally that 'host' episodic bare-knuckle things.

Still - violence ain't hip kids.

why, god why? are you so far away? we could rid the world of such shit.

dear glice,

tell me about the first time you were punched.

love,

girlgun

that really sounds like fight club

If you ignore the ones when I was a kid (that is, the ones that don't really hurt), the first time I was coming back from someone's house and was walking towards the end of my road. A chappy comes out and says something or other, and I try and walk past him. He's a year or so older at a time when that meant something, and he plants a few punches. I get knocked down, and run round the corner, into 4 of his mates, who finish the job. That was, in fairness, the worst of the beatings, but it was fucking horrible. No lasting damage though, it's these things that make you into a man (or somesuch).

ooohhhh that's fucking gross. so a total of 5? were they chavs?

Everyone in fight club was good looking and sober, so that puts paid to that comparison.

this bush did!

that bush smells of peepee.

They were ne'er-do-wells. I don't really like the word 'chav', because I know plenty of people who dress and act like the stereotype of 'chav' but are, in fact, lovely people. Generally, you get trouble if you act like a cunt or are at that hormone hellpot that is male teenagers at school. I've found in adult life that the majority of people are alright.

Actually, one chap who belted me at a hardcore show turned out to be alright, he was just pissed and mis-heard whatever I'd said. So there you go.

but she seems happy to have it

you're best friends now

(say it even if it's not true)

dont be jealous!

i'll listen to your bush too if it would deign talk to me

i bet it's got stories!