Well. That wasn't very nice, now was it?

Somebody needs a hug.

Fishmonkey, at the tender age of 5, awakens on a sparklingly white Christmas morning, only to find the above atrocity nestled in his stocking.

I understand your bitterness.

good one! i did have a look like that when i was 5, i ran down the stairs to my lego bricks and ...low and behold, a dead cat in a jar.
i am sorry, i do like to shock.

ok what the fuck is that?

S'aight. We coo' yo.

the fishmonkey at the age of 5?
or the dead cat in a jar?

now that did melt my heart.
cute out!

Ask fishmonkey, he slept with it during the majority of his childhood.

you aged 5!

How cruel, that I am the semi-retarded, mindlessly lecherous Uncle Bob of the animal kingdom.

Being your "special boy" isn't nearly as fun as you said it'd be.

Sorry for hijacking your thread, Porkmarras.

Resume discussion of "P."

ok, this kitty is pissed

and this old classic

i apologize in advance for posting this. its kinda sick. whoever took it obviously has no conscience or else the cat needs help or something......

yeah, sorry...getting back to the point

p

skinny guy with big head!

Sorry, we were looking for the bamboo forum.

Hahahahaha

Damn bitch you'll pay for this!I'm going to flood all your future 'flowery language aficionados' threads with photographs of Paul Hardcastle chatting up Cher.Watch out!I'm coming.......