I like it rapey, but lubed too. And you, my darling?

fucking a :)

Kegmama - Can I borrow "Iron Anus Wide" for a Budisov song title?

I feel sorry for you then :(

"If ya got login problems
I feel sorry for ya, son
I got 99 Problems
But the Board ain't one"

hit me!

OMG, SO, THE OTHER DAY, MY GF STUCK HER CAKE IN MY BUTT.

bwahahahahaha!

you wouldn't be laughing if it had happened to you. :(

oh, touche! i mos def would not. i'd be pissed. my x-wife thought it'd be funny to try somethign new in teh bedroom once (w/ out telling me first) and put he rpinky in my ass. that shit was uncomfortable. i told her if she did it again i'd put my whole fist in hers. the fuck was she thinking?! my name ain't adam cooley dammit! :)

wow. I was just fucking kidding.

did it make you gay?

There was lasting nerve damage, obviously.
Look at how he types.

LOL! my bad. i'm capt crunk right now. my typing skills go down w/ every drink i have lol. seriously though, if yr gonna stick yr finger in someones bung, give em a little warning right!? just saying