ooh yeah
just make her life hell
make her think she's going crazy

Or just cut her brake lines.

Just remember: Super-Glue is a gift from the Good Dude upstairs when trying to annoying people.

punch her in the throat.

you have no idea how impossible that is. he hates her too, and we're fucking attatched at the hip. and when my boyfriend was single, she was single, and as soon as we started dating, she started copying me and got some skinny music-obsessed vegan boyfriend (eerily similar to mine) even though i know the week before they started dating she was fucking my friend's roommate.

Kick her in the fanny.

do the teeth trick!!!

You should burn her ears with fuckin' harsh noise y'know, like play larsens ultra loud when she's around. That way she'll never be able to copycat you anytime in the future

make her eat the curb!

Force feed her Orange Revels.

that's good. sometimes these things get ugly because "SOMEONE" is lying, you know?

wait till she is asleep, cut open a habanero pepper, rub your index finger all on the inner seeds and walls of the pepper, then shove that fucker third-knuckle deep into her snatch. the burn in her vajayjay will learn her some manners.
and while you're at it, get her in the eye too. pussy flow and pepper finger all in the eye. wow. what kinda stanky hurt is that gonna be cuz you know that bitche's dick-hole is stank

^^^ wow rob's been putting some SERIOUS thought into this one.


you people and yr violence disgust me.

clearly, this is the job for a good ol' fashioned hex.

skin the pepper and shove the whole thing up her snatch

Kiss and make up.

Which is what she's probably doing with your slut of a boyfriend right now.

i don't want to go anywhere near that wasteland of STDs. Sometimes i make up fake bands and "namedrop" them around her, and she'll post bulletins like "does anyone have any (made up band name) albums? mine got deleted and i want to listen to them :("

SERIOUSLY

pookie's right. maybe she just needs a hug.

You bitch whore.

Remind me never to cross you.

will do.

Yeah, I'd go with Kegmama's throat punch idea. That's the only way she'll ever learn.

haha. ^ my best friends old lady is like this. she wants so bad to be me its ridiculous. as he started briging her around more she would ask where i got my clothes, shoes, hair done, etc. then she went and dyed her hair the same color and attempted to interpret my style (failed miserably). worst thing though was we went shopping once and i found some cute tinkerbell panties and she bought the same f-ing kind! so gross.