honestly, shouldn't homosexuality be considered the pinnacle of masculinity?

there is nothing more MANLY then having another man, am i right?

Work on strengthening your nose while you train. Keep hitting it, day in and day out, but not hard enough to break it.

Poof.

Twat off to the girls thread.

guns guns guns

Did anyone pick up the new Chainsaw Sounds compilation CD?

Hell yeah, I play it when I'm in the shower. A cold shower that is, using my spit to wash my hair.

Real men piss into the wind, every time.

Real men piss in the wind and don't flinch if some catches adrift and sprinkles onto their legs. Just makes you a better man.

It's not as MANLY as the time when I shaved my rippling, hairy body with broken glass and napalm, then had a fight with a grizzly bear using only my ENORMOUS BALLS.

And later I had sex with a man for good measure.

MANLY.

chainsaws are manly.

George Washington was a real man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Beers too.

Excuse me while I go record a death metal cover of the Pogues.

i honestly am going to have to play with myself after reading this thread.

Death Metal ?
Well, it's not as manly as SPEED Metal, don't you think ?

my sig defines a real man.

My dick is longer.

I rode my motorcycle from Englewood to Harrisburg and back backroads all the way.

On the way home I stopped in Centralia, Pa. Where a coal mine fire has been burning for 45years.

you forgot to mention! do not take care of them at a restaurant! kthx.

i take my dick out when i eat dinner